The 11 Best Movie Insults Ever

“Go fuck yourself,” while lacking in eloquence, is certainly effective. However, it does tend to get a bit monotonous. So, what better arena to turn to when looking for a suitable insult than the silver screen? Here is a list of some of the best movie insults. Don’t agree? Go fuck yourself.

11. “I’m going to rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your skull.” —A Few Good Men
This one gets points for the imagery. It’s disgusting, yet somehow practical—you don’t want your piss getting everywhere.

10. “Run, Forrest, run.” —Forrest Gump
OK, this one isn’t technically used as an insult in the movie. But over the years it has become the ultimate insult (if you’re super lame—or awesome, depending) to yell at someone who is running either slowly, or funny, or a combination of that.

9. “Near-sighted gynecologist.” —Hook
Bangarang, Peter. Bangarang.

8. “I’ll explain, and I’ll be sure to use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!” —Princess Bride
It insults someone’s intelligence, and their face. Their stupid, stupid face.

7. “Take your stinkin’ paws off of me, you damn dirty ape.” —Planet of the Apes
If you choose to ignore the slightly racist undertones, it still packs a pretty heavy punch.

6. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” —Gone with the Wind
Say this to your grandmother for maximum shock value.

5. “Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!” —The Exorcist
Because cheap shots are sometimes the best shots. Ask any frat guy. Speaking of frat guys…

4. “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” —Animal House
It sure is fun, though.

3. “What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” —Billy Madison
You get a slow clap if you can pull this one off. And, speaking of cheap shots, you know who else gets the slow clap? Your mom.

2.  “Look what you did, you little jerk!” —Home Alone
It literally can apply to anything someone does.

1. “You’re a virgin who can’t drive.” —Clueless
Checkmate, bitches.

What are some of your favorite movie insults?

-Jessica Fiur